Mentor Me

I went to the last meeting of my company's Diversity Mentoring Program today (it has been eliminated due to the fact that our fearless CEO thinks that development is a waste of money, and HR in general is useless). As a tribute to being part of the last group of proteges, here is one of those generic "thought-provoking" surveys they asked us to take...

1) If you weren't a banker (or whatever your current occupation is), what would you be?

2) If you could be someone famous, who would you be?

3) If you could excel at something athletic, what would it be?


Here are my answers, but just so they don't influence yours in any way... I've written them backwards.

1) lairtsudni rengised
2) tteffuB nerraW
3) gnifrus

Sorry, there's no calculation involved or neat answer that pops out like "if you were a Care Bear, you'd be Funshine Bear!" You're going to have to make up your own profound revelations from this.

So, what did you come up with?