Ain't That the Truth

To quote comedian Dwayne Perkins...

"Ladies, you know who you should be with... him... the guy who says 'pull my finger' all the time. But no, you want to be with the guy who speaks three languages, cooks, goes horseback riding, and does volunteer work on the weekends. And that's the problem - everyone in the world is chasing after the same three people."

Sigh.