Hopeless For Hire
I'm going to put my future to a vote. Should I...
a) Take a 1st year analyst position (again) and work 70-80 hrs a week
b) Quit my job and go back to get another random undergrad degree (3 years min)
c) Bite the bullet and get an MBA from a mediocre institution
d) Quit my job and sit on my ass until financial difficulties force me to work retail
e) Invest in some cosmetic surgery, practice some pole dancing, and start working for tips
f) Invest in some cosmetic surgery, perfect my giggle, and start surfing the bars for sugar daddies
g) Get Tobey to stop being itchy, teach him some tricks, and become a stage mom - pressuring Tobey to become the next Murray (Mad About You) or Eddie (Frasier)
h) Play the lottery everyday until I develop a gambling problem - then hope to get paid to go on a talk show to seek help
The sad thing is that I asked the same question 2 years ago, and I am back here again.
posted by dustbuni at 2:20 PM
3 Comments:
I) Become a successful comedian and make fun of your boss and all the other random assholes in front of the whole country.
12:55 PM
i personally like the stripper one...good exercise, you get to keep the clothes, and i hear it's good money...
but since i'm rarely practical with my advice, i guess in reality you shouldn't go back to school unless you know what you want...that said, you probably shouldn't take another job similar to your last one if you don't like it unless there's something else you want to do and it would only be temporary...i guess the real key is what do you want to do with your life...but hasn't that always been the question? so like i said...stripper...dance with a pole...
10:06 AM
So, I guess I'm going to be a stripping comedian.
2:16 PM
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